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Mitt Romney: My favorite novel is Battlefield Earth!
Ken Jennings: This is possibly the worst answer to a standard campaign question that I have ever heard in a lifetime of bad campaign answers.
If we must have a Mormon running for president, couldn't it be Ken Jennings? He's smart and funny and his name has the proper metrical characteristics (single syllable first name, trochaic last name, just like Bill Clinton and John Adams—Barack Obama's departure from this formula is the reason he won't get elected). And we wouldn't have to worry about sexual impropriety in the White House, since Ken doesn't even know what a ho is!
Let's get a move on this, people. A write-in campaign. Something.
Ken Jennings: This is possibly the worst answer to a standard campaign question that I have ever heard in a lifetime of bad campaign answers.
If we must have a Mormon running for president, couldn't it be Ken Jennings? He's smart and funny and his name has the proper metrical characteristics (single syllable first name, trochaic last name, just like Bill Clinton and John Adams—Barack Obama's departure from this formula is the reason he won't get elected). And we wouldn't have to worry about sexual impropriety in the White House, since Ken doesn't even know what a ho is!
Let's get a move on this, people. A write-in campaign. Something.
