On the cutting floor of last week's episode of "Best Week Ever"

I took my shirt to James Frey's dry cleaning shop and paid to have it ironed! I guess they were putting me on, because it came back with a million little creases.

My brother, James Frey, told his many girlfriends that he was sterile, but he was lying! Now I have a million little nieces.

In Athens last week, Prime Minister James Frey refused to step down after a vote of no confidence, thereby sparking a civil war! Now we're left with a million little Greeces.